Reblog if you’re a sexy widdle baby.
You know when you’ve been in the shower too long when you’ve made three text posts of utter nonsense.
Terrible Tommy has 2 legs. Sammy the Spider has 8. Tommy decides to pull off Sammy’s legs.
Assuming that for every leg Tommy pulls of is now his; how many legs must Sammy lose before he has the same amount of legs as Tommy?
When is asking for a Dr Pepper like buttsex?
Did you hear about the alligator’s cousin who went to a fancy dress party as Miley Cyrus?
HE CAYMIN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!
The thing with shihtzus is, you cannot fart without causing a Mexican stand off. Never get more than one.