I still have no Internet but I do have pokemon rom editing tools…

Too real.

Too real.

Just found a load of old photos. This is my dalmatian, Delilah. She was my princess.

Every video game has that one mission, puzzle, or level that just makes you so mad you stop playing for a while.

Chances are, I’ll come back to it a few weeks down the line and blow through it. That usually happens.

The latest one for me is that stealth section in Far Cry 3 on the second island. What are some of your rage quit moments in a single player game?

(Reblogged from ruinedchildhood)

Everybody is either cleaning or gardening and I’m feeling like I should do something…

Oh hey, snooker. That’s more fun.

There’s a bossy Polish woman on tv who’s reminding me very much of my friends back in Oxford. After Oxford was on Eastenders and now this, I am desperately feeling the need to get a bus down there.

I think we should rearrange the way we spell words like opposite. Need an example?

You: yo, do you know where the book store is?
Me: yes, it’s poopsite Starbucks.

I think this is the poopsite of a bad idea. I hope none of you poopse.

They know I have a problem sleeping. So when they wake the whole house at 3am and I struggle to get back to sleep, don’t be fucking surprised and cold if I wake at 12pm.








Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

This is terrifying and very important.

I thought this would be some sort of extreme shit or parody but 


holy shit 

I started giggling because the sheer horror I felt looking at this meant I either broke down or laughed

This is not okay. Signal boost the shit out of this.



Le Sigh.


(Reblogged from mwiggle)

I haven’t had two McDonald’s meals in one day for a long time.

(Reblogged from lacanopus)

I bought my girlfriend a limestone rock. I know it’s not much, but hope she appreciates the sediment.

Seriously, look at this shit.

Thanks, takeaway menu. I never realised that eating pizza could be so fun.