May 2012
keithmorris:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
I'm such a dick
Somebody on facebook was bragging about how easily they beat people at faux scrabble. I happened to be playing them too. So I see their smug ass/borderline rude comment and wonder the best way to respond, as I feel one is required. (bare in mind this person is rather arrogant, attention seeking, rude and a tad stupid, however she’s the girlfriend of somebody my brother is friends with and...
I wish people followed me for my blog not my...
Sylvie’s got a gun…..
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I don't always comment on the amount of followers...
But when I do, it’s 69
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….
Anonymous asked: exactly my point. i have a very large penis. I have been nick-named bust mcthunderstick.
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
Anonymous asked: I am not the beibs.
Anonymous asked: uhm. I think there is something wrong with your blog. You might want to check the layout. some weird grey matter is impeding my ability to laugh at your geniously silly posts. please fix it as soon as possible. sincerely, your imaginary best frand from canada; the one you play drawsomething with on a regular basis.
English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Chinese: 我爱你
Croatian: Volim te.
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a...
I’m envious to all those who have had this during their lives.
“Though no one would ever think of using the term honor violence (we reserve that...”
– A woman in America runs a greater risk of being killed by her husband or boyfriend than a woman in Pakistan.
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Feminists. (via popmuslim)
A woman in America runs a greater risk of being killed by her husband or boyfriend than a woman in Pakistan.
A woman in...
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
jizztinelymme:
southdallasscum:
illneveramounttoanything:
cjshark:
reasons why i wish i coulda rode the bus
HE HAS ONE LEG! also, AMAZING.
Amazing.
polkadotcummerbund:
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
howlinfory0u:
barackfuckingobama:
zeldea:
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
These jokes will never get old/not make me cackle out loud and I DON’T KNOW WHY
Ignorance is bliss :)
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Can't tell if Trolling.... →
Gotta love Yahoo! Answers.
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