Well, that’s ironic.
Irony Man
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LOL
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A barn owl leaves an impression after flying into a window. There are a variety of theories as to why birds hit windows - the most obvious is that windows are clear and the flying creatures simply fail to spot the danger in time. Others have pointed out that birds often appear to strike windows deliberately. Some people believe the birds see their own reflection in the glass, being territorial they may mistake this for a rival and be trying to scare them away.
i thought this was a cloud for a second and i almost had a panic attack
WAIT ITS NOT A CLOUD
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What do you do when a man is killed in the streets where you live? According to some wonderful humans, you call for the mass slaughter of all those who practice the same religion that the killers may practice!
There was a horrific attack today in Woolwich in southeast…
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a certain hedgehog’s theme song has been stuck in my head lately
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Microsoft launched the Xbox One last night and Twitter was all over it.
1. Sony’s CEO tweeted this
2. And this happened to their stock-price
3. But not everybody was impressed with the look
4. Plus according to some, the name is a bit, kind of, y’know, Mexican sounding
5. This guy couldn’t wait and just made his own
[Sources: This, that, the VHS one, this one and that one ]
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I’ve been waiting for this since PS3-Grill and Giant Enemy Crab.
Xbox One in a gif.
I can’t wait to turn on my TV, change to the HD input channel, turn on my X-boner and watch some TV. I thought watching TV on just my TV was lacking something. Now I can do it with more devices turned on. Your move, Sony.
Who has time to play games on a games console when you can watch TV? It’s like X-boner has become the console equivalent of GTA IV. Complete with a crappy Halo TV show.
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
maranarajuana
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I mean, what the hell was that?
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