Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing you guys! The contract is up!

sukark:

Run from Xenu, Suri and Katie, RUN.

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Isn’t there a rumor that Suri is the sperm of L. Ron Hubbard? I don’t think she’ll ever escape. Also, who gets to keep the bronzed turd?

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    Isn’t there a rumor that...is the sperm of L. Ron Hubbard? I don’t think she’ll ever...
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    I have never been more excited for a Suri’s Burn Book post before. Seriously though get that kid outta there.
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